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When I wake up
Trying to do something with my life:
nbaoffseason:

Yo, Patrick Duwing!
When you feel a sneeze coming on but you’re not sure if it’s gonna happen
When I drink tequila
parkerhurley:

Mashed sweet potatoes, coconut broccoli and filet mignon. Mmmmmm.

parkerhurley:

Mashed sweet potatoes, coconut broccoli and filet mignon. Mmmmmm.

When my skinny friend says “omg I’m so fat”